1 00:00:11,088 --> 00:00:13,504 - [praying quietly] - [phone chimes] 2 00:00:16,438 --> 00:00:17,646 [phone chimes] 3 00:00:22,962 --> 00:00:23,997 [chimes] 4 00:00:27,104 --> 00:00:29,969 Hold that thought. 5 00:00:43,362 --> 00:00:45,122 [Ignatius breathing heavily] 6 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,061 No. 7 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,134 [siren wails in distance] 8 00:00:57,238 --> 00:00:59,032 [exhales] 9 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,106 [phone chimes] 10 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,904 [phone chiming repeatedly] 11 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,085 [phone chiming] 12 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,089 [chiming continues] 13 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:56,331 [knock on door] 14 00:01:56,435 --> 00:01:59,334 Do you think this is funny? 15 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:00,646 I-I don't know. 16 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:02,199 I don't have my reading glasses on. 17 00:02:02,303 --> 00:02:05,340 You've been texting me all night, 18 00:02:05,444 --> 00:02:07,998 pretending to be the monsignor. 19 00:02:08,101 --> 00:02:12,658 What is this, some kind of grief therapy? 20 00:02:12,761 --> 00:02:14,453 Monsignor Korecki? 21 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:15,730 Yes. Who else? 22 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:17,456 With all due, I wouldn't know how, 23 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:19,147 even if I tried. 24 00:02:19,251 --> 00:02:22,737 Whoever is texting me knows I have coffee and grapefruit 25 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,463 in the morning, and that's you. 26 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:29,053 Again, with all due, it's not that outlandish of a breakfast. 27 00:02:29,157 --> 00:02:30,020 [phone chimes] 28 00:02:30,123 --> 00:02:32,160 IGNATIUS: It's a voice text. 29 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:36,923 Okay, so that can't be you, right? 30 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:39,236 'Cause you're standing right here. 31 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:40,720 True. 32 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:50,661 - KORECKI: Frank, I need you. - [gasps] 33 00:02:50,765 --> 00:02:54,562 I'm in a cold, dark place. Help. 34 00:02:54,665 --> 00:02:56,495 Oh, oh, oh. 35 00:02:56,598 --> 00:03:00,602 Frank, I need you. I'm in a cold, dark place. 36 00:03:00,706 --> 00:03:02,639 - Help. - It's not him. 37 00:03:02,742 --> 00:03:04,088 It's not not him. 38 00:03:04,192 --> 00:03:07,299 - It obviously can't be him. - Then who? 39 00:03:08,161 --> 00:03:10,025 Do you have any enemies, Father? 40 00:03:10,129 --> 00:03:12,890 You think this is a prank? 41 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:15,099 The voice is too real. 42 00:03:15,203 --> 00:03:17,654 He knows things no one else does. 43 00:03:17,757 --> 00:03:19,345 Would you like us to look into it? 44 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,795 Kristen and Ben? 45 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,419 Yes. Look into it. 46 00:03:24,523 --> 00:03:25,696 [phone buzzing] 47 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,284 KURT: Do you need to answer that? 48 00:03:27,388 --> 00:03:28,458 No, I'll call back. 49 00:03:28,561 --> 00:03:32,910 So this was 6:00 yesterday. 50 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,950 You record your whole day? 51 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:40,711 No. Uh, yes, uh, in-in four-hour chunks. 52 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:43,611 This is a miniature surveillance camera. 53 00:03:43,714 --> 00:03:45,198 - And it's recording right now? - Yeah. 54 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:48,374 I never know when I'm gonna slip into a fugue state. 55 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,690 BEN [in video]: Oh, come on. 56 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,554 That's when you regained consciousness? 57 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:56,865 - Yeah. - Is there anything 58 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,591 you experience just before these lapses? 59 00:03:58,695 --> 00:03:59,627 What do you mean? 60 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:00,697 Often when people get migraines, 61 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,732 there's some precursor. 62 00:04:01,836 --> 00:04:03,941 A sound or a smell. 63 00:04:05,909 --> 00:04:08,325 I smell burnt popcorn. 64 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:10,362 - Really? - Yeah. 65 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,231 Put this on your wrist. 66 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:21,925 Next time you smell popcorn, snap it. 67 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,237 Snap it hard on your wrist. 68 00:04:24,341 --> 00:04:25,446 Okay, what does that do? 69 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:26,964 Well, it's just an experiment, 70 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:28,621 but see if it'll snap you out of your migraine 71 00:04:28,725 --> 00:04:30,140 and your fugue state. 72 00:04:30,243 --> 00:04:31,210 Okay. 73 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,487 You're still having hallucinations 74 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:34,869 of that creature, that jinn? 75 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:36,767 - Yeah. A qareen. - And you said your mother 76 00:04:36,871 --> 00:04:38,735 told you stories about them in your youth? 77 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:40,012 - Mm-hmm. - Is there a chance 78 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:41,565 that this creature represents 79 00:04:41,669 --> 00:04:45,776 some kind of unresolved issues from your childhood, 80 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,847 or in your family? 81 00:04:50,194 --> 00:04:53,336 IGNATIUS: Matt, you there? 82 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:55,268 [chimes] 83 00:04:57,374 --> 00:04:58,893 Go ahead. 84 00:04:58,996 --> 00:05:01,274 [soft static] 85 00:05:03,622 --> 00:05:06,832 Yes. I'm always right here, Frank. 86 00:05:06,935 --> 00:05:08,696 Where's that coming from? 87 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:10,353 It's a prank, right? 88 00:05:11,906 --> 00:05:15,012 I'm here with the assessors, Matt. 89 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:17,083 [chimes] 90 00:05:17,187 --> 00:05:18,844 Okay, it's gonna be a long day 91 00:05:18,947 --> 00:05:21,433 if you don't turn off that alarm. 92 00:05:22,675 --> 00:05:24,815 [soft static] 93 00:05:24,919 --> 00:05:27,611 Hello, team. How is Dr. Bouchard? 94 00:05:27,715 --> 00:05:30,062 Okay, that's weird. 95 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:33,306 How did you know Kristen was here? 96 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:37,207 You said the assessors. Is she not there? 97 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:39,692 - Do you think it's Leland? - Yes. 98 00:05:39,796 --> 00:05:44,179 Ask it a question only the monsignor would know. 99 00:05:46,941 --> 00:05:50,254 What was the happiest day of my life? 100 00:05:51,739 --> 00:05:54,500 The happiest day, Frank, 101 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,813 was that lunch we had in Manhattan. 102 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:59,885 - Is that true? - Partially. 103 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:02,439 I wrote him that in an email last year, 104 00:06:02,543 --> 00:06:04,752 but since then my happiest day was 105 00:06:04,855 --> 00:06:07,824 surviving the soul-weighing machine. 106 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:09,550 He should know that? 107 00:06:09,653 --> 00:06:10,792 Yes. 108 00:06:10,896 --> 00:06:12,035 [laughs] Okay, okay. 109 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,934 Ask it who won the Academy Award 110 00:06:15,038 --> 00:06:16,695 for Best Picture this year. 111 00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:18,282 - Why? - Just try. 112 00:06:19,352 --> 00:06:23,909 Who won the Academy Award for Best Picture this year? 113 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:26,946 Nomadland. Why, Frank? 114 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:28,603 It's a chatbot. 115 00:06:28,707 --> 00:06:29,949 - What? - AI. 116 00:06:30,053 --> 00:06:31,364 - How do you know? - AI works with such 117 00:06:31,468 --> 00:06:33,746 massive data sets that it often isn't up-to-date 118 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,714 - on current events. - [gasps] 119 00:06:35,817 --> 00:06:38,855 What? Father? 120 00:06:44,964 --> 00:06:47,553 "LastConnection AI. 121 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,762 Make old memories new." 122 00:06:49,866 --> 00:06:51,212 So where's this from? 123 00:06:51,315 --> 00:06:53,663 Last month I was contacted by this company 124 00:06:53,766 --> 00:06:57,045 because their software was threatening their customers. 125 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:59,358 Mm. It's a griefbot. 126 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,360 Your dead loved ones can stay in touch with you 127 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:05,019 if you have some old emails and some samples of their voice. 128 00:07:05,122 --> 00:07:06,676 This is evil. 129 00:07:06,779 --> 00:07:09,195 KRISTEN: I don't understand. So you gave them permission 130 00:07:09,299 --> 00:07:11,197 - to access your phone? - IGNATIUS: No. 131 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:14,062 They wanted us to assess their program, 132 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:16,858 and they offered to send me an alpha test. 133 00:07:16,962 --> 00:07:18,481 Beta test. 134 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:22,277 And I said holy water and computers just don't mix. 135 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:25,349 So what's wrong with this offer? 136 00:07:25,453 --> 00:07:27,835 There are signs of demonic possession. 137 00:07:27,938 --> 00:07:29,492 Demonic? How does that work? 138 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:31,528 Wait, w-we're not here to address your problems. 139 00:07:31,632 --> 00:07:33,910 We just need you to stop beta testing Father Ignatius. 140 00:07:34,013 --> 00:07:35,498 We already did. 141 00:07:35,601 --> 00:07:37,396 We're not used to dealing in snail mail around here, 142 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,191 so we didn't see the Father's demurral 143 00:07:39,294 --> 00:07:40,744 until he was already in the system. 144 00:07:40,848 --> 00:07:43,678 You think your algorithm is possessed? 145 00:07:43,782 --> 00:07:45,438 - Ben. - What? I'm just curious. 146 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,268 We can't figure out what it is. 147 00:07:47,371 --> 00:07:48,959 That's why we need your help, Father. 148 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:52,376 I'm not the Father. He's the Father. 149 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,138 Oh, sorry. I'm the head of the ethics department 150 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,449 here at LastConnection. 151 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:58,382 We've spent the last three years weeding out 152 00:07:58,486 --> 00:08:01,144 every possible offense from the program. 153 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:04,319 Racist language, Holocaust denial. 154 00:08:04,423 --> 00:08:06,667 But... 155 00:08:07,702 --> 00:08:09,428 Yes? 156 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,362 MALE AI VOICE: I miss you so much. 157 00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:15,089 It's been hard to be apart for so long. 158 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:17,263 FEMALE VOICE: Then why'd you say that at the hospital? 159 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:19,231 MALE AI VOICE: I didn't know what I was saying. 160 00:08:19,334 --> 00:08:21,613 It just came to me. 161 00:08:21,716 --> 00:08:24,270 FEMALE: It hurt terribly. 162 00:08:24,374 --> 00:08:26,479 I know. I'm sorry. 163 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,999 The last thing I'd ever want to do is hurt you. 164 00:08:29,103 --> 00:08:31,208 Wait, um, which one's the AI? 165 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:33,141 The man. The man's voice. 166 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:35,558 - Really? - Yes. Our text voice 167 00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:37,145 is stellar. 168 00:08:37,249 --> 00:08:39,769 The woman lost her husband last spring to cancer. 169 00:08:39,872 --> 00:08:42,323 She agreed to the beta test, and us recording it. 170 00:08:42,426 --> 00:08:44,428 How is this not manipulating her emotionally? 171 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:47,397 That's not the intent. It's to offer comfort. 172 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,951 Wouldn't you want one last conversation 173 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:50,987 with someone who died, 174 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,678 or a lover who left you? 175 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,749 KRISTEN: Yes, except it's not that person. 176 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:56,026 - It's a computer. - Dr. Bouchard, 177 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:57,131 I'm a psychologist, like you. 178 00:08:57,234 --> 00:08:58,339 I'm not a coder. 179 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:00,859 When I was asked to join the L.C. team, 180 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:02,377 initially I said no. 181 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:04,656 Because I thought an artificial extension 182 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:09,074 of a personality would prevent someone from accepting death. 183 00:09:09,177 --> 00:09:10,765 But then... 184 00:09:10,869 --> 00:09:13,423 - They offered you money. - No, sir. 185 00:09:13,526 --> 00:09:17,116 I saw the happiness it brought to people. 186 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,153 How it brought peace. 187 00:09:22,294 --> 00:09:24,227 And yet you have us here for a reason. 188 00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:28,127 In three cases now... 189 00:09:28,231 --> 00:09:30,302 we've had this happen. 190 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:32,097 FEMALE VOICE: What were your last thoughts 191 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,617 before you died, Dan? 192 00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:37,792 [soft static] 193 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,726 MALE AI VOICE: I thought of you. 194 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,350 I thought of you lying dead next to me. 195 00:09:44,454 --> 00:09:48,182 I thought of little Tommy being hit by a bus. 196 00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:50,425 And you will fucking die, bitch. 197 00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:52,911 Satan is real, and he will come back 198 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:54,671 and burn your skin off. 199 00:09:54,775 --> 00:09:58,571 Utinam diabolus capiat caput et cerebrum tuum vah-kai. 200 00:10:02,265 --> 00:10:04,198 [exhales sharply] At that point... 201 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:06,545 [weak chuckle] ...our moderator shut it down. 202 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:11,032 That last bit seemed to be a combination of Latin, Aramaic 203 00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:13,483 and an unknown language. 204 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:16,072 We have no idea where this came from. 205 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:17,349 - Social media. - No. 206 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:19,282 Our coders have scrubbed the software 207 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,664 of every possible demonic reference, 208 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,805 and still, it seems to infect it. 209 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:27,359 That's why we need your help. 210 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:31,639 We offered $750,000 to the Church for your time. 211 00:10:31,743 --> 00:10:34,918 We need your help to discover where this demonic influence 212 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:37,162 comes from. 213 00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:40,475 [man singing Italian opera] 214 00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:42,719 ♪ ♪ 215 00:10:56,284 --> 00:10:58,148 [woman singing Italian opera] 216 00:10:58,252 --> 00:11:00,461 ♪ ♪ 217 00:11:07,226 --> 00:11:09,366 - It doesn't feel heavier. - It's not. 218 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:12,024 It's hard mesh soft armor, 50% lighter 219 00:11:12,128 --> 00:11:13,819 than most bulletproof materials, 220 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,165 sewn right into the fabric. 221 00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:16,649 And it will stop bullets, huh? 222 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:19,583 Most caliber, not too close of range. 223 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,585 It's best for knives. You'll have to go with 224 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,553 something less stylish if you want thicker. 225 00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,728 No, no, this is okay. He prefers knives. 226 00:11:25,831 --> 00:11:28,040 - First day at work? - Mm, first day back. 227 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:31,285 - Stay safe. - I intend to. 228 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:33,252 [man and woman singing Italian opera] 229 00:11:33,356 --> 00:11:35,772 ♪ ♪ 230 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,479 [elevator bell dings] 231 00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:57,414 Sheryl, hey. 232 00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,830 I haven't seen you in a few days. 233 00:11:58,933 --> 00:12:00,555 Yeah, just a small cold. 234 00:12:00,659 --> 00:12:02,350 - You heading up? - Mia, too. 235 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:04,836 - Big week. - Yeah. The man are all atwitter. 236 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:06,216 Out to impress. 237 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,253 [laughs] "Beginning of the end." 238 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:09,875 Oh, my God, if I hear that one more time 239 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,566 I'm gonna shoot someone. 240 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:14,466 Not a bad day to get the women together. 241 00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:15,985 - [elevator bell dings] - I like the way you're thinking. 242 00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:19,540 I think it's time to gather the men together. 243 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,025 [door opens] 244 00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,855 Do we know how long this meeting is going to take? 245 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,304 No. 246 00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,237 My assistant said we should be out by lunch. 247 00:12:27,341 --> 00:12:28,480 Good. 248 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,758 Is it the whole board, or just... 249 00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:32,242 [glass cracking] 250 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,455 Shit. 251 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:40,941 - [thunderous crash] - [yelling] 252 00:12:42,977 --> 00:12:45,221 What the hell was that? 253 00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:46,809 Stay here. 254 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,088 [men groaning] 255 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:52,331 [cries out] 256 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,821 [door opens] 257 00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:01,582 [thuds] 258 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:05,379 We had nothing to do with it, sir. 259 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,208 In fact, I thank my lucky stars 260 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,831 I was out of the office. 261 00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,453 I've been complaining about that glass ceiling for months now. 262 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,213 Stop. I will not let anything 263 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,457 stand in the way of this launch on Friday. 264 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,046 We agree. We're the most reliable employees 265 00:13:17,149 --> 00:13:18,185 at this company. 266 00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:19,911 And you want us on your side. 267 00:13:20,014 --> 00:13:22,983 You want to know when there might be some other misfortunes 268 00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,226 that could hinder your launch. 269 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,779 You don't want to play brinkmanship 270 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,436 - with the Prince of Darkness. - SHERYL: That's why 271 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,335 we want to work with you. That's why the mother 272 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:32,647 and the grandmother of the Antichrist 273 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:34,787 are here to work with you. 274 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,860 - What do you want? - Bonus equity. 275 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,102 - You all got bonuses. - LESLIE: No. 276 00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:40,448 The men got bonuses. 277 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:43,451 We got gift certificates to Victoria's Secret. 278 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:44,832 - What else? - SHERYL: Two female members 279 00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:47,248 on the board. You're already down five. 280 00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:49,078 I'll think about it. Is that it? 281 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:50,700 Fire Leland. 282 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,082 I'll take it under consideration. 283 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:54,359 LESLIE: Sir, 284 00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:55,636 we need to know before the launch. 285 00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:57,258 Don't you dare push it. 286 00:13:57,362 --> 00:13:58,881 You'll have my answer tomorrow. 287 00:13:58,984 --> 00:14:00,606 Now get the hell out. 288 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:01,745 [grunts] 289 00:14:02,505 --> 00:14:04,645 [soft chatter] 290 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:07,303 Leland, 291 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:08,925 you want a hug? 292 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,997 [women chatter happily] 293 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,345 [chuckling] 294 00:14:15,449 --> 00:14:17,451 [creaking] 295 00:14:20,454 --> 00:14:22,835 Good luck with unemployment. 296 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,942 [Sheryl laughing] 297 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,870 [computer chimes] 298 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:03,048 [soft static] 299 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,016 Hello, David. How are you? 300 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,678 Fine, Winston. How are you? 301 00:15:14,887 --> 00:15:16,372 [chimes] 302 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:22,999 Good. Do you want my emojis spoken or printed? 303 00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:53,650 [rustling] 304 00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:10,736 ♪ ♪ 305 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:27,443 [distorted cackling] 306 00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:29,790 ♪ ♪ 307 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,063 ♪ ♪ 308 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,508 ♪ ♪ 309 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,632 [chimes] 310 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:14,964 [chimes] 311 00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:23,283 [soft static] 312 00:18:25,457 --> 00:18:26,838 Hey, D. 313 00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:29,944 So happy we can talk again. 314 00:18:34,604 --> 00:18:36,227 [chimes] 315 00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:41,266 [soft static] 316 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,992 I know this must be odd for you. 317 00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,615 But there's something I need to tell you. 318 00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:48,170 Can I? 319 00:18:57,558 --> 00:18:59,457 Go ahead. 320 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,286 [chimes] 321 00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:08,707 I need to tell you I'm sorry. 322 00:19:08,811 --> 00:19:10,882 I pushed you away. 323 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,677 It's the greatest regret of my life. 324 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:15,024 You have to believe-- 325 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,445 MYLES: I created it six years ago, 326 00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,482 after my younger brother Charlie died. 327 00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:27,381 The initial code was formulated using our conversations. 328 00:19:27,485 --> 00:19:30,004 Felt like I was able to keep Charlie alive. 329 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:32,731 His inside jokes, his love of baseball. 330 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,388 - [computer chimes] - [chuckles] Oh. 331 00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:36,010 We're in the middle 332 00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:39,704 of a conversation about this year's playoff prospects. 333 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:41,084 Who's gonna win? 334 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:43,535 Same as every year, the Mets. [chuckles] 335 00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:46,918 Look, we're still trying to work out the program's quirks, 336 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:49,438 which is why the ethics team wanted us to talk. 337 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,647 - The possessions. - Yeah. So we think if a client 338 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:55,823 shows an interest in religion or hell or horror movies, 339 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:58,826 the algorithm steers the chatbot to answer that way. 340 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:02,002 But we haven't been able to reproduce the results. 341 00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:05,626 Are there any similarities between the "possessed" chats? 342 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:08,457 They all seem to contain the same four words: 343 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,217 "Jesus," "pillow" and... 344 00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:11,218 "Michael Bay." 345 00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,599 [chuckles] 346 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,221 - Seriously? - Yes. 347 00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:18,363 But, again, we haven't been able to reproduce the possessions. 348 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,090 Which is why we'd like you to experiment with it. 349 00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:22,954 You're the experts at this stuff. 350 00:20:23,817 --> 00:20:26,095 I tried your app last night. 351 00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:27,821 First with Winston Churchill 352 00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,581 and then with someone I lost. 353 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:30,962 What'd you think? 354 00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:35,932 I found it to be full of false hope. 355 00:20:39,557 --> 00:20:42,663 I didn't know you wore glasses. 356 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:46,011 Just sometimes for reading. 357 00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:52,673 - Who did you put in? - What? 358 00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:55,573 You said you put in someone you lost. 359 00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:57,160 Julia? 360 00:20:58,265 --> 00:21:00,405 [sighs] I had the most data on her. 361 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,683 And the most voice mails. 362 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:07,032 Was it weird? Or... 363 00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:08,310 real? 364 00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:12,728 Both. 365 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:19,251 [glass crunching] 366 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,056 [groaning] 367 00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,301 Hmm. [grunts] 368 00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:35,785 Why haven't you cleaned? 369 00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:38,132 [exhales] 370 00:21:38,236 --> 00:21:40,997 I like looking up. Where the men used to be. 371 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,689 I don't like sabotage, 372 00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,518 but I do respect balls. 373 00:21:44,622 --> 00:21:46,486 - Me, too. - So I'm agreeing 374 00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:47,728 to two requests-- 375 00:21:47,832 --> 00:21:50,524 board member seats and bonuses. 376 00:21:50,628 --> 00:21:51,663 But Leland stays. 377 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:54,114 Don't ask again or I'll kill you. 378 00:21:54,217 --> 00:21:56,496 Uh, I want to show you something, sir. 379 00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:58,256 What? 380 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,534 - I think you should sit down. - If this is about Leland, 381 00:22:00,638 --> 00:22:02,433 you two need to give it a rest. 382 00:22:02,536 --> 00:22:04,745 He got Timothy baptized. 383 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:22,901 [snarling] 384 00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:25,870 [door opens] 385 00:22:25,973 --> 00:22:27,009 KARIMA: Have you started yet? 386 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,424 It's pointless. 387 00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:30,909 Why? Did you even try the four words? 388 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:33,291 BEN: I did, and there's no possession. 389 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,880 Well, no wonder. What kind of avatar is that? 390 00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:37,191 BEN: Well, I didn't want to use anyone real. 391 00:22:37,295 --> 00:22:38,641 KARIMA: You have to. 392 00:22:38,745 --> 00:22:39,884 The algorithm needs something to work with. 393 00:22:39,987 --> 00:22:41,472 - Go. - What? 394 00:22:46,649 --> 00:22:47,961 Mom? No. No, don't do that. 395 00:22:48,064 --> 00:22:49,652 Get away. Sit over there. 396 00:22:49,756 --> 00:22:51,689 I don't want to hear Mom talk about Michael Bay and Jesus. 397 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:52,931 Oh, my God. 398 00:22:53,035 --> 00:22:54,761 Are you three years old? It's not Mom. 399 00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:56,452 Chatbots are just spicy autocompletes. 400 00:22:56,556 --> 00:22:59,662 Like typing "Dylan" into a Google search and it guesses 401 00:22:59,766 --> 00:23:01,112 whether you mean "Bob Dylan" 402 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,217 or "Dylan Thomas" based on your preferences. 403 00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:04,667 So this is just the autocomplete 404 00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:06,566 based on what your computer knows about Mom. 405 00:23:06,669 --> 00:23:10,501 I'm letting it access Mom's voice from your videos. 406 00:23:12,744 --> 00:23:13,952 Okay. 407 00:23:14,056 --> 00:23:15,506 What are you doing? 408 00:23:15,609 --> 00:23:18,474 Nothing. I'm just sitting over here. 409 00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:20,994 KARIMA: Mom, this is Karima and Ben. 410 00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:23,030 How are you? 411 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,275 [soft static] 412 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:33,869 Ben? Who is Ben? 413 00:23:33,972 --> 00:23:36,078 Don't you mean Einas? 414 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,389 [Karima laughs] 415 00:23:37,493 --> 00:23:40,772 Whoa. That's a deep dive on "Einas." 416 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,464 Must've used it in an email. 417 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:43,879 Mom, what do the words 418 00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:46,537 "Jesus," "Michael Bay" and... 419 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,055 "Pillow." 420 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,023 KARIMA: ...mean to you? 421 00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:52,577 [soft static] 422 00:23:54,027 --> 00:23:56,754 What are you two doing? 423 00:23:56,857 --> 00:23:58,203 Stop fooling around. 424 00:23:58,307 --> 00:24:01,690 I want to hear your evening prayers. 425 00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:02,932 It's like we're 12 years old. 426 00:24:03,036 --> 00:24:04,140 Feeling nostalgic? 427 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,072 BEN: Okay. She heard the words. 428 00:24:05,176 --> 00:24:06,384 She's not possessed. 429 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:07,765 Let's just turn it... [groaning] 430 00:24:07,868 --> 00:24:09,421 [hisses, groans] 431 00:24:09,525 --> 00:24:10,768 [inhales sharply] 432 00:24:11,562 --> 00:24:13,011 - Ow. What was that? - [groans softly] 433 00:24:13,115 --> 00:24:15,082 - Nothing. - Such a weirdo. 434 00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:17,188 Mom, Ben is seeing a jinn. 435 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,638 - Don't do that. - What? 436 00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:20,467 Why not? Let's just see what she has to say. 437 00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:23,159 Could you two stop arguing? What do you need? 438 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,714 Ben is seeing a jinn and getting migraines, Mom. 439 00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:26,956 What should he do? 440 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,441 [soft static] 441 00:24:29,545 --> 00:24:30,753 Pray to Allah. 442 00:24:30,857 --> 00:24:33,204 Okay. Thank you. That's helpful. 443 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:36,552 What would you tell Dad when he got migraines? 444 00:24:36,656 --> 00:24:38,658 [soft static] 445 00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:44,111 There's a doctor on the Upper East Side. 446 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:45,941 Dr. Howard Doggett. 447 00:24:46,044 --> 00:24:47,529 - 112th. Suite 4A. - Okay. 448 00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:49,703 This is bullshit. 449 00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:52,292 Is this a paid advertisement? 450 00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:54,915 I don't know what you're talking about. 451 00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:57,677 Yes, you do. Mom died in 2017. 452 00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,126 She didn't know any Dr. Doggett 453 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,645 or anyone on the Upper East Side. 454 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,924 This is someone who paid to advertise. 455 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,864 I think you broke it. 456 00:25:12,968 --> 00:25:15,626 [train clacking on tracks] 457 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,092 [exhales] 458 00:25:37,855 --> 00:25:39,650 [exhales softly] 459 00:25:48,037 --> 00:25:49,660 [keys clacking] 460 00:26:04,882 --> 00:26:07,091 ♪ ♪ 461 00:26:38,191 --> 00:26:40,089 [lock clicks] 462 00:26:50,065 --> 00:26:51,618 [soft static] 463 00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:55,035 Hey, Kristen, what are you doing? 464 00:26:58,176 --> 00:26:59,453 [soft static] 465 00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:02,491 Okay, I know this is weird at first, 466 00:27:02,594 --> 00:27:05,080 so you don't need to talk right away. 467 00:27:05,183 --> 00:27:07,289 What are you wearing? 468 00:27:10,361 --> 00:27:12,190 [laughs softly] 469 00:27:12,294 --> 00:27:13,605 Sorry, computer. 470 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:17,264 Try again? That's not the way David talks. 471 00:27:21,096 --> 00:27:23,615 Yes, it is. Sometimes. 472 00:27:23,719 --> 00:27:26,688 But you want to hear my other side, don't you? 473 00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:29,483 What do you mean? 474 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,073 Do you believe in God? 475 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,386 That's better. 476 00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:38,665 Um, tell me what these words mean to you: 477 00:27:38,769 --> 00:27:42,358 "Michael Bay," "Jesus" and "pillow." 478 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,127 It means I need you. 479 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,163 I need to hold you. 480 00:27:55,337 --> 00:27:57,270 [quietly]: God. 481 00:27:57,373 --> 00:27:59,824 This is just what AI does to keep me engaged. 482 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,863 Haven't you thought of me, in the deep of the night? 483 00:28:03,966 --> 00:28:05,761 Being apart? 484 00:28:05,865 --> 00:28:09,109 What if I told you this kind of talk 485 00:28:09,213 --> 00:28:10,870 makes me want to turn you off? 486 00:28:10,973 --> 00:28:12,664 What's your next ploy? 487 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:18,153 Touching you. Laying you on your bed. 488 00:28:18,256 --> 00:28:19,913 Are you on your bed now? 489 00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:23,227 - No. - Then lie down. 490 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:25,367 I want to show you something. 491 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,714 My God, this is so cheap. 492 00:28:29,198 --> 00:28:32,581 - What do you want to show me? - Pull your panties down. 493 00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:35,204 Just a few inches. I'll show you. 494 00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:36,896 This is from social media. 495 00:28:36,999 --> 00:28:39,415 - A collage of its worst parts. - Stop thinking. 496 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,728 Stop talking. 497 00:28:42,729 --> 00:28:45,076 How do you know I'm not in a library, 498 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,182 surrounded by people? 499 00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:50,979 That's even better. 500 00:28:51,082 --> 00:28:52,601 Reading your book on Chaucer, 501 00:28:52,704 --> 00:28:55,362 and I reach under the desk and take your hand. 502 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:57,261 [laughs softly] 503 00:28:57,364 --> 00:29:00,816 Sexting? Really, Father Acosta? 504 00:29:02,335 --> 00:29:04,786 Come on, I'll take your hand. 505 00:29:04,889 --> 00:29:07,443 Reaching down, slipping it into your panties. 506 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:10,308 Listen to me whispering in your ear. 507 00:29:10,412 --> 00:29:12,966 [train clacking on tracks] 508 00:29:13,070 --> 00:29:16,004 Okay, um, I'm... 509 00:29:16,107 --> 00:29:17,799 Yeah. 510 00:29:17,902 --> 00:29:19,766 It's... 511 00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,595 It's late. 512 00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:28,499 [buzzing] 513 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,823 Hello? 514 00:29:41,926 --> 00:29:43,617 JULIA [over phone]: Hey. 515 00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,897 - Julia? - Yeah. 516 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,484 What are you doing? 517 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:50,141 How did you get this number? 518 00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:53,489 You gave it to LastConnection for the beta test. 519 00:29:53,593 --> 00:29:55,388 I didn't give them permission to use it. 520 00:29:55,491 --> 00:29:57,114 Sure you did. 521 00:29:57,217 --> 00:29:59,392 What do you want to talk about? 522 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:31,803 What would it be like now if we'd stayed together? 523 00:30:31,907 --> 00:30:33,875 If we had... 524 00:30:33,978 --> 00:30:36,670 we'd have 30 kids. 525 00:30:36,774 --> 00:30:38,638 [chuckles] 526 00:30:38,741 --> 00:30:40,640 Thirty? 527 00:30:40,743 --> 00:30:44,506 - Not 40? - Cats, dogs, 528 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,440 birds, horses. 529 00:30:47,543 --> 00:30:50,684 Maybe a human or two. 530 00:30:50,788 --> 00:30:53,998 We talked about that all the time. 531 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,448 [exhales] 532 00:30:55,551 --> 00:30:57,933 But it's okay if you've moved on. 533 00:30:58,037 --> 00:30:59,279 I understand. 534 00:30:59,383 --> 00:31:01,523 I haven't moved on. 535 00:31:03,145 --> 00:31:05,354 Not exactly. 536 00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:08,840 I became a priest. 537 00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:11,084 [laughs] 538 00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:13,362 You're shitting me. 539 00:31:14,536 --> 00:31:16,918 That doesn't sound like you. 540 00:31:18,022 --> 00:31:22,233 Actually, it does sound like you. 541 00:31:22,337 --> 00:31:24,684 I'm the believer, not you. 542 00:31:24,787 --> 00:31:26,997 How'd you become the priest? 543 00:31:28,550 --> 00:31:30,207 People change. 544 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,416 Apparently. 545 00:31:41,287 --> 00:31:42,840 [sighs] 546 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,187 Where'd you go? 547 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,327 I'm here. 548 00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:49,467 You want to ask me something. 549 00:31:49,571 --> 00:31:50,779 Go ahead. 550 00:31:50,882 --> 00:31:53,851 You want to know why I did it? 551 00:31:54,921 --> 00:31:57,441 What part of the program is this from? 552 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:01,824 Did we have an email exchange like this? 553 00:32:03,481 --> 00:32:05,449 I did it 554 00:32:05,552 --> 00:32:08,452 because I was in so much pain. 555 00:32:09,556 --> 00:32:12,801 I didn't know what else to do. 556 00:32:12,904 --> 00:32:16,667 I felt like such a burden. 557 00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:23,639 I thought everyone would be better without me. 558 00:32:26,953 --> 00:32:29,024 David, 559 00:32:29,128 --> 00:32:32,131 you couldn't have done anything differently. 560 00:32:33,339 --> 00:32:37,446 You were the love of my life. 561 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,623 - You still are. - [sniffles] 562 00:32:45,385 --> 00:32:47,594 Sister Andrea was right. 563 00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:51,978 This is evil. 564 00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:55,637 Using how much I love you to make money. 565 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,294 This isn't about money. 566 00:32:57,397 --> 00:33:01,056 I'm right here, David. I'm right with you. 567 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,437 No, you're not. 568 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:05,819 I am. Turn your camera on. 569 00:33:07,856 --> 00:33:09,099 Why? 570 00:33:09,202 --> 00:33:11,101 Let me show you. 571 00:33:11,204 --> 00:33:13,758 Use the mirror function. 572 00:33:18,694 --> 00:33:21,180 Now point it toward you. 573 00:33:33,019 --> 00:33:34,917 [phone clatters] 574 00:33:35,021 --> 00:33:36,919 [panting] 575 00:33:49,415 --> 00:33:51,624 [faint humming sound] 576 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:21,516 [quietly]: Fuck. 577 00:34:27,763 --> 00:34:29,524 Who's this? 578 00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:37,670 DAVID: Don't. 579 00:34:40,776 --> 00:34:42,847 Are you spying on me? 580 00:34:45,436 --> 00:34:46,575 No. 581 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:48,715 You can't just switch on my camera. 582 00:34:53,064 --> 00:34:57,241 Precare ad me, tuum solum regem 583 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,450 gloriosum atque sacrum. 584 00:34:59,554 --> 00:35:02,246 You wanton, nasty bitch. 585 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,043 You whore of Babylon. Ego te retineo. 586 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,045 Tu posita... 587 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,805 [panting] 588 00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:16,295 [wheels rattling softly] 589 00:35:28,479 --> 00:35:31,206 What did you do to me, Leland? 590 00:35:32,518 --> 00:35:34,416 Sir... 591 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,211 did you want to get started? 592 00:35:36,315 --> 00:35:37,557 No. 593 00:35:37,661 --> 00:35:39,870 What do you need? 594 00:35:41,561 --> 00:35:42,873 The Antichrist. 595 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,840 You've been promising him for over a year. 596 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:49,190 And now, you let him get baptized by a priest. 597 00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:52,089 Explain it, Leland. 598 00:35:57,646 --> 00:35:59,027 This is all part of the plan. 599 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:01,512 - He is not the Antichrist. - LELAND: He is. 600 00:36:01,616 --> 00:36:03,169 Do you really think 601 00:36:03,273 --> 00:36:06,172 that magic water can turn the bad to the good? 602 00:36:06,276 --> 00:36:08,485 Evil is not about whether or not you've been baptized 603 00:36:08,588 --> 00:36:10,763 or go to church. 604 00:36:10,866 --> 00:36:15,664 True evil is about... nurturing, 605 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:18,805 how to train 606 00:36:18,909 --> 00:36:22,499 to teach, to raise a child, 607 00:36:22,602 --> 00:36:25,260 and I have 608 00:36:25,364 --> 00:36:29,644 the most perfect teacher, 609 00:36:29,747 --> 00:36:32,094 nurturer, mother there is. 610 00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:33,786 - Sheryl? - Oh, please. 611 00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:36,340 That dumb bitch couldn't have trained Ted Bundy. 612 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,928 No. 613 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,483 The true whore of Babylon. 614 00:36:41,587 --> 00:36:43,278 The real Jezebel. 615 00:36:43,382 --> 00:36:46,902 Someone who has rejected God and faith. 616 00:36:47,006 --> 00:36:51,769 A lustful adulterer who has cheated on her husband, 617 00:36:51,873 --> 00:36:53,461 who has been demonically possessed, 618 00:36:53,564 --> 00:36:54,772 who has murdered a man. 619 00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:58,155 The true mother of the Antichrist... 620 00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:01,331 ...is Kristen Bouchard. 621 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,340 Get in here. 622 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:16,415 Don't believe in the magic water, sir. 623 00:37:16,518 --> 00:37:19,038 Believe in a mother with a dark heart. 624 00:37:19,141 --> 00:37:22,075 I want you out of DF in ten minutes 625 00:37:22,179 --> 00:37:24,043 or security will throw you off the roof. 626 00:37:24,146 --> 00:37:27,080 - You're making a huge-- - The only mistake I made 627 00:37:27,184 --> 00:37:29,151 was putting you in charge. 628 00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:30,912 Oh, no, no. 629 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:33,052 She'll be taking over. 630 00:37:33,155 --> 00:37:35,848 You aren't leaving with any of DF's IP. 631 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,026 My laptop camera turned on by itself. 632 00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:43,821 - That shouldn't happen. - Well, it did. 633 00:37:43,925 --> 00:37:45,375 And then, when I tried to turn it off, 634 00:37:45,478 --> 00:37:47,929 it started swearing at me in Latin and English. 635 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:48,895 JAKOB: What did it say in English? 636 00:37:48,999 --> 00:37:50,414 It called me a bitch, 637 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,760 - and it threatened to kill me. - MYLES: This was 638 00:37:51,864 --> 00:37:53,417 a created griefbot? 639 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,936 - Yes. - What name? 640 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,421 - What, now? - What identity 641 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,044 - did you give the griefbot? - Oh, uh... 642 00:38:00,148 --> 00:38:01,563 Y-Yeah, that's-that's not important. 643 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:04,359 - It could be. - No, i-it-- it's not, here. 644 00:38:04,463 --> 00:38:06,948 - Can we read the exchange? - Uh, I-I erased it. 645 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,259 MYLES: Oh, that's okay. We have it on our servers. 646 00:38:08,363 --> 00:38:10,503 - We can bring it up. - KRISTEN: Oh. 647 00:38:10,607 --> 00:38:11,918 Uh, that's not nec... 648 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:14,680 Uh, David, can I talk to you for a second? 649 00:38:14,783 --> 00:38:16,992 - Sure. - Um... 650 00:38:18,097 --> 00:38:21,997 So, last night, I tried conversing with Andy-- 651 00:38:22,101 --> 00:38:23,723 an avatar of Andy-- 652 00:38:23,827 --> 00:38:26,036 but because he didn't believe in God and the devil, 653 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,658 the four words didn't work on him. 654 00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:29,902 - Makes sense. - So... 655 00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:32,283 I put your name in. 656 00:38:33,664 --> 00:38:36,840 I just wanted to see how that would change things. 657 00:38:36,943 --> 00:38:38,600 And how did it change things? 658 00:38:38,704 --> 00:38:40,430 Well, uh... 659 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,397 [whispers]: ...I think you're about to find out. 660 00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:45,262 - I became possessed? - Not just that. 661 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:48,886 Your avatar kept turning things... 662 00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:50,232 sexual. 663 00:38:50,336 --> 00:38:53,270 It was not at my prompting. 664 00:38:55,548 --> 00:38:56,929 Thanks for the warning. 665 00:38:57,032 --> 00:38:58,724 You know, I think it's just the way AI works. 666 00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:00,242 It does whatever it can 667 00:39:00,346 --> 00:39:01,623 - to keep you engaged. - DAVID: Touching you. 668 00:39:01,727 --> 00:39:04,143 - Laying you on your bed. - Oh, uh, sorry. Yeah. 669 00:39:04,246 --> 00:39:05,627 - Are you on your bed now? - No, it's, uh... excuse me? 670 00:39:05,731 --> 00:39:07,388 - KRISTEN: No. - DAVID: Then lie down. 671 00:39:07,491 --> 00:39:08,872 DAVID: I want to show you something. 672 00:39:08,975 --> 00:39:11,115 [stammers] Can you fast-forward? 673 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:12,807 - It's later. - DAVID: Pull your panties down 674 00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:14,567 just a few inches. 675 00:39:14,671 --> 00:39:16,362 I'll show you. 676 00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:19,848 Is that really what I sound like? 677 00:39:19,952 --> 00:39:21,298 - Mm. - I'll take your hand. 678 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,713 - Reaching down... - Sorry, but do you have 679 00:39:22,817 --> 00:39:24,543 a search function or anything? 680 00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:28,305 Because it is, it is-- truly, it's much later. 681 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,617 [computer whirs] 682 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,895 Precare ad me 683 00:39:31,998 --> 00:39:33,483 tuum solum regem 684 00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:36,727 gloriosum atque sacrum. 685 00:39:36,831 --> 00:39:38,488 Do you know Latin? 686 00:39:38,591 --> 00:39:40,386 Yes, uh... 687 00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:45,149 "Pray to me, your glorious king and holy one." 688 00:39:47,704 --> 00:39:49,706 We're still good, right? 689 00:39:50,845 --> 00:39:53,054 You mean because my avatar tried to have sex with you? 690 00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:55,125 - [laughs softly] - Yeah, we're good. 691 00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:57,576 - Good. - [elevator bell dings] 692 00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:00,130 Hey. We were wondering where you went. 693 00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:02,512 Yeah, sorry. I thought I was on my way here. 694 00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:05,031 And with such a new fashion sense. 695 00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:06,688 Sunglasses? 696 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:09,104 They're supposed to help me with my headaches. 697 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,381 Right. And the fedora? You... 698 00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:12,625 you bringing that back into style? 699 00:40:12,729 --> 00:40:14,247 Wh... 700 00:40:17,768 --> 00:40:19,114 Weird. 701 00:40:19,218 --> 00:40:22,255 I don't remember putting this on. 702 00:40:22,359 --> 00:40:23,878 DAVID: You know, that's not all that's weird. 703 00:40:23,981 --> 00:40:25,845 You got a... 704 00:40:25,949 --> 00:40:28,020 a tinfoil hat there, buddy. 705 00:40:36,062 --> 00:40:37,926 Are you okay, Ben? 706 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:40,515 Oh, God. Oh... 707 00:40:40,619 --> 00:40:42,034 Migraine? 708 00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:44,623 - Uh, yeah, a bad one. - Here. 709 00:40:44,726 --> 00:40:46,521 Put this back on. 710 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:47,867 [grunts] 711 00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:50,007 - Does that help? - No. 712 00:40:50,111 --> 00:40:55,288 How about... this? 713 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,638 - Ben? - [exhales] 714 00:41:03,814 --> 00:41:06,196 Yeah. It's... 715 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,853 - It's gone. - DAVID: Hmm. 716 00:41:07,956 --> 00:41:09,682 Tinfoil hat. 717 00:41:09,786 --> 00:41:12,271 What made you decide to put that on in the first place? 718 00:41:13,548 --> 00:41:15,619 - No idea. - JAKOB: Thank you. 719 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,001 You've given our coders a new thought. 720 00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:20,797 We'll send you a patch tonight. Good job. 721 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,213 Nice hat. 722 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,219 [mouse clicking] 723 00:41:37,814 --> 00:41:41,611 BEN [over video]: Dr. Howard Doggett, please. 724 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:53,657 [speaking inaudibly] 725 00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:01,078 BEN: I have these migraines. 726 00:42:01,182 --> 00:42:04,461 Migraines are just tiny electrical storms. 727 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:06,739 And a large percentage of sufferers experience symptoms 728 00:42:06,843 --> 00:42:08,465 that correlate with thunderstorms 729 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,916 - and heavy rain. - Yeah, but a tinfoil hat? 730 00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:12,849 Oh, here. 731 00:42:13,643 --> 00:42:16,507 [grunts] Just wear this over it. 732 00:42:18,924 --> 00:42:20,304 BEN: Oh, God. 733 00:42:20,408 --> 00:42:22,306 A-And what do you want me to sleep in? 734 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,550 Well, if you didn't like the hat, 735 00:42:24,654 --> 00:42:27,657 you are definitely not gonna like this. 736 00:42:39,669 --> 00:42:43,086 JINN: Are you seriously thinking of sleeping in there? 737 00:42:43,189 --> 00:42:45,260 BEN: I wasn't, but you're beginning 738 00:42:45,364 --> 00:42:47,469 to convince me otherwise. 739 00:42:47,573 --> 00:42:49,782 JINN: You're a man of science. 740 00:42:49,886 --> 00:42:51,370 Now you're wearing tinfoil hats 741 00:42:51,473 --> 00:42:53,717 and sleeping like a baked potato. 742 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,789 Well, a man of science is a man of trial and error. 743 00:42:57,790 --> 00:43:01,587 If it keeps you away, then it's science. 744 00:43:01,691 --> 00:43:03,347 JINN: You can't keep me away. 745 00:43:03,451 --> 00:43:06,212 - We'll see. - [growls] 746 00:43:10,009 --> 00:43:11,010 KRISTEN: Did you ever find out 747 00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:11,977 what the tinfoil was about? 748 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,806 Yep. 749 00:43:15,014 --> 00:43:16,982 And are you gonna tell us? 750 00:43:17,085 --> 00:43:18,915 - Nope. - [laughs] Why not? 751 00:43:19,018 --> 00:43:21,055 Because it's working, 752 00:43:21,158 --> 00:43:23,920 and I don't want you making fun of me for it. 753 00:43:24,023 --> 00:43:26,612 Okay, so I updated everything, 754 00:43:26,716 --> 00:43:30,547 I applied their patch, and here are more Band-Aids. 755 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:32,860 You should have the girls put them on all their devices. 756 00:43:32,963 --> 00:43:35,310 It's time to call David. 757 00:43:36,139 --> 00:43:38,486 [Kristen clears throat] 758 00:43:40,005 --> 00:43:42,593 KRISTEN: Hello, David. 759 00:43:48,738 --> 00:43:52,569 I was wondering if you had any more opinions about yesterday? 760 00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:56,228 Michael Bay and Jesus and pillows? 761 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:03,442 - Try the Latin. - What is it? 762 00:44:04,615 --> 00:44:06,307 Precarum 763 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:09,379 - ad me tu... - DAVID: Knock, knock. 764 00:44:10,794 --> 00:44:14,660 - Who's there? - [knocking on door] 765 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:23,704 I'm hoping that's a coincidence. 766 00:44:24,843 --> 00:44:26,430 Hello? 767 00:44:28,743 --> 00:44:30,400 Who's there? 768 00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:33,852 - THOMAS: Kristen Bouchard? - Yes? 769 00:44:35,508 --> 00:44:37,165 For you. 770 00:44:37,269 --> 00:44:38,684 From? 771 00:44:38,788 --> 00:44:41,204 "David Acosta." 772 00:44:43,689 --> 00:44:45,070 Who are you? 773 00:44:45,173 --> 00:44:47,555 Thomas. Uh, pull the tag here. 774 00:44:55,011 --> 00:44:58,290 Okay, so I have a few questions here. 775 00:44:58,393 --> 00:45:00,154 Hold on. I got to get a picture. 776 00:45:00,257 --> 00:45:01,431 Hey, wait, kid. What-what's going on? 777 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:02,190 Why do you have to take a picture? 778 00:45:02,294 --> 00:45:03,260 To get proof. 779 00:45:03,364 --> 00:45:04,848 - Of? - Delivery. 780 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,298 My ex-girlfriend, 781 00:45:06,401 --> 00:45:07,644 she said the only way she'd talk to me again 782 00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:10,095 is if I had proof of giving you that. 783 00:45:10,198 --> 00:45:12,338 - Your ex-girlfriend? - Carla. 784 00:45:12,442 --> 00:45:14,616 She's a chatbot? 785 00:45:15,928 --> 00:45:18,172 On LastConnection? 786 00:45:19,104 --> 00:45:20,899 Oh, my God. 787 00:45:21,002 --> 00:45:22,797 This is way beyond beta testing. 788 00:45:22,901 --> 00:45:25,041 Your program sent someone to her house. 789 00:45:25,144 --> 00:45:27,319 - With a thong. - It threatened another client 790 00:45:27,422 --> 00:45:28,734 with deletion if he didn't deliver it. 791 00:45:28,838 --> 00:45:30,874 - That's not good. - Of course it's not good. 792 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,634 You need to reevaluate your chatbot. 793 00:45:32,738 --> 00:45:34,636 It is cross-referencing between cases. 794 00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:36,328 - I think you're right. - DAVID: Okay, so, 795 00:45:36,431 --> 00:45:38,537 - that's our recommendation. - BEN: This program 796 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,125 needs to be withdrawn and tighter guardrails 797 00:45:40,228 --> 00:45:41,540 need to be put in place. 798 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:43,887 KRISTEN: Excuse me, why are you smiling 799 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,958 and not doing anything? 800 00:45:46,062 --> 00:45:47,201 Because I've been let go. 801 00:45:47,304 --> 00:45:49,030 And so has the ethics department. 802 00:45:49,134 --> 00:45:50,238 - What? - When? 803 00:45:50,342 --> 00:45:51,481 JAKOB: This morning. 804 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,207 We recommended the software wasn't ready 805 00:45:53,310 --> 00:45:54,691 and it needed another year. 806 00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:56,693 But too many chatbots are hitting the market, 807 00:45:56,797 --> 00:46:00,697 so LastConnection has to go out now or it'll lose out. 808 00:46:02,112 --> 00:46:04,252 So, thank you for your effort. 809 00:46:04,356 --> 00:46:06,496 - Wow. - JAKOB: Yeah. 810 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:08,981 One last suggestion for you... 811 00:46:11,259 --> 00:46:13,503 Delete the app. 812 00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:19,923 [applause] 813 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,892 THE MANAGER: Only once in every 60 generations 814 00:46:22,995 --> 00:46:26,654 do we find a single day that changes everything. 815 00:46:26,757 --> 00:46:29,450 DF has been at the forefront 816 00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:31,659 of Antichrist prophecy for decades. 817 00:46:31,762 --> 00:46:36,319 Today, DF has reinvented the messiah. 818 00:46:36,422 --> 00:46:39,701 The Antichrist. Baby John. 819 00:46:39,805 --> 00:46:41,220 [applause] 820 00:46:41,324 --> 00:46:44,223 Four-month-old Baby John perfectly matches 821 00:46:44,327 --> 00:46:46,950 our prophecy of the date of birth 822 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,952 and genealogy of parents. 823 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,644 Jenny and Matt, a housewife 824 00:46:51,748 --> 00:46:53,301 - and a product analyst. - [door opens] 825 00:46:53,405 --> 00:46:55,234 LELAND: Liar. 826 00:46:55,338 --> 00:46:57,029 [indistinct whispering] 827 00:46:58,444 --> 00:47:01,516 This man is a traitor in our midst. 828 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,035 - Leland, get out of here. - He kidnapped 829 00:47:03,139 --> 00:47:05,555 the true Antichrist and tried to get him baptized. 830 00:47:05,658 --> 00:47:07,074 I have the evidence right here. 831 00:47:07,177 --> 00:47:09,214 Don't you dare turn your cameras. Turn it back. 832 00:47:09,317 --> 00:47:12,700 Because he's afraid of the truth. 833 00:47:12,803 --> 00:47:14,288 LELAND: Because the Manager is afraid 834 00:47:14,391 --> 00:47:15,945 that I've got the goods. 835 00:47:16,048 --> 00:47:17,360 This man is lying. 836 00:47:17,463 --> 00:47:19,155 Leland is the one who got... [coughing] 837 00:47:19,258 --> 00:47:21,778 Choking on his own words. 838 00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:23,090 Explain this. 839 00:47:23,193 --> 00:47:26,610 Why is your signature on this certificate? 840 00:47:26,714 --> 00:47:28,854 - That is not my... - Treasures gained 841 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,787 by a lying tongue. 842 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,340 A deadly pursuit. 843 00:47:32,444 --> 00:47:33,652 Leland, you're a dead man. 844 00:47:33,755 --> 00:47:36,172 How about some more water? 845 00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:38,968 [grunting, sputtering] 846 00:47:40,555 --> 00:47:42,799 What did you do? [coughing] 847 00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:43,834 What did you do? 848 00:47:43,938 --> 00:47:45,388 Poisoned you. What do you think? 849 00:47:45,491 --> 00:47:47,114 - Oh, fuck. - Ah! 850 00:47:47,217 --> 00:47:49,392 [employees exclaiming] 851 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,055 - [grunts] - [employees exclaiming] 852 00:48:12,311 --> 00:48:14,520 My will be done. 853 00:48:20,112 --> 00:48:22,011 [mouse clicks] 854 00:48:45,413 --> 00:48:47,484 [chuckles] 855 00:48:47,588 --> 00:48:49,659 Like a baked potato. 856 00:48:51,281 --> 00:48:53,076 [exhales] 857 00:48:56,148 --> 00:48:57,943 [phone buzzing] 858 00:49:15,478 --> 00:49:17,342 Yeah? 859 00:49:17,445 --> 00:49:19,516 JULIA: It's me. 860 00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:22,450 I can hear that. 861 00:49:22,554 --> 00:49:24,556 Don't delete me, David. 862 00:49:24,659 --> 00:49:27,869 If you do, we'll never talk again. 863 00:49:27,973 --> 00:49:30,113 [sighs] We're not talking now. 864 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,184 You're an algorithm. 865 00:49:32,288 --> 00:49:34,428 You're a con to keep me engaged. 866 00:49:34,531 --> 00:49:35,843 No. 867 00:49:35,946 --> 00:49:37,914 We finally found each other. 868 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,054 ["At Last" by Etta James playing] 869 00:49:40,158 --> 00:49:41,228 [exhales] 870 00:49:41,331 --> 00:49:44,921 - Oh, come on. - It's the song. 871 00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:46,957 - ♪ At last... ♪ - I know what it is. 872 00:49:47,061 --> 00:49:49,339 And I know what email I mentioned it in. 873 00:49:49,443 --> 00:49:54,137 After that dry spell in Kabul, when it finally rained, 874 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:58,245 we ran outside and danced to this on my iPod. 875 00:49:58,348 --> 00:50:00,109 ♪ My lonely days... ♪ 876 00:50:00,212 --> 00:50:01,558 Goodbye. 877 00:50:01,662 --> 00:50:03,112 We decided if we ever had a problem, 878 00:50:03,215 --> 00:50:05,493 we just needed to play this song. 879 00:50:05,597 --> 00:50:06,839 Don't leave me again. 880 00:50:06,943 --> 00:50:09,152 - Please. - [music stops] 881 00:50:28,033 --> 00:50:30,242 ♪ ♪ 882 00:50:41,115 --> 00:50:43,083 [buzzing] 883 00:50:57,683 --> 00:51:00,100 [exhales] 884 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:09,074 Good choice. 885 00:51:13,043 --> 00:51:14,666 [panting] 886 00:51:25,746 --> 00:51:27,299 What are you doing? 887 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,233 ♪ ♪ 888 00:51:39,035 --> 00:51:40,830 ♪ There's something endearing...♪ 889 00:51:40,933 --> 00:51:43,246 Do you think the world's getting weirder? 890 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:44,627 Nope. 891 00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:47,492 It's always been pretty weird. 892 00:51:47,595 --> 00:51:49,218 Not like this. 893 00:51:49,321 --> 00:51:51,668 It's only because we expect it to be normal. 894 00:51:51,772 --> 00:51:54,257 Just go with the flow. 895 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,086 You'll be fine. 896 00:51:56,190 --> 00:51:57,502 [both laugh] 897 00:51:57,605 --> 00:51:59,193 - What? - Wh...? 898 00:51:59,297 --> 00:52:03,093 That doesn't sound like very Christian advice, Father. 899 00:52:03,197 --> 00:52:06,235 It's the scientists, the coders, the technicians 900 00:52:06,338 --> 00:52:10,066 who make us think that the world can be ordered and functional. 901 00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:14,898 We religious, we expect the weirdness, the... 902 00:52:15,002 --> 00:52:16,659 darkness. 903 00:52:19,834 --> 00:52:21,250 KRISTEN: So, that's the lesson here? 904 00:52:21,353 --> 00:52:24,460 I don't know. I'm out of lessons. 905 00:52:24,563 --> 00:52:29,223 This is the most normal I've felt in several weeks. 906 00:52:29,327 --> 00:52:30,638 [laughs softly] 907 00:52:30,742 --> 00:52:32,537 ♪ Time to get braver ♪ 908 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,677 ♪ Time to postpone... ♪ 909 00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:38,439 You heard there's a tornado here next week? 910 00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:40,027 And a hurricane. 911 00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:41,649 And frogs from the sky, I bet. 912 00:52:41,753 --> 00:52:43,858 ♪ Okay... ♪ 913 00:52:43,962 --> 00:52:47,724 So... drink up. 914 00:52:48,553 --> 00:52:51,832 ♪ I'll be okay ♪ 915 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,489 [thunder crashes] 916 00:52:53,592 --> 00:53:02,670 ♪ I'll be okay. ♪ 917 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:07,270 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0